TO DO:
-Art trade with Mister Tama
-Random picture for Becky

Open fer art trades :] Seriously, though.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, FANIMEEE. I will miss you dearly. I shall most certainly head back next year. It. Was. AWESOME. Raves and hentai ALLLL night long. Sleep in till one. Yup. BEES. I like bees a LAWT. They go "BOOOOOOZZZZ." Maybe they're saying "booze". Maybe they're alcoholics. OH MY GOD, DRUNK DRIVER BEES. That'd suck.
Mrmm, pizza. So full of pizza. "HEY YOU GUYS WANNA' SEE SOME RAW SKIN?" Sure, Ian, why not. "CHECK DIS OUT." ::thrusts finger with blister he's been poking at in my face:: "DOOD, THAT'S RAW." ...I... Uh. Woo hoo. "MOM, CHECK DIS OUT [fart-art-art]." Then he leaves the room and I'm all, "...AH. AHHHGNNGHHGGDJDGOI BLOOOOGH!! PBBLLBLLBLLT!!" 'cause it STANKS. My mom's like, "What?" O U.
Damn you Nesquik STRAWRBURRY. You and your deliciousness. MY BIRTHDAY'S THIS SUNDAY, JUNE FUUUURST. 8D Happy time, yatta. Gon' be nineteen. I'm in love with Grimmjow. HOT PLZ. I was a crow at Fanime, but don't have pictures developed. OLD SKOOL I NO RITE? LOLOLOL i YOOSED A DISPOSUBULL CAMRA LOLOLOLOL.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli." Tell me where that quotes from, and I'll put you on my list of people to do pictures for. 8] I'm just writing down everything that I hear. TELEVISIONS WROO. I don't wanna' watch poopie kids on my birthday. I should contact.... Someone about this. Sara's not working there anymore, so I don't know who to CALL to say, "NU." I've put in an application to the nearby Apple Store. OH PLEASE GOD LET ME WORK WITH iPODS INSTEAD OF DIAPERS. PREASE.
Mmmmmm, BEE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR. URRRUUUURUUUUUUUBEAAAARRRRRRRUUUUUDURUDURU. Pierre says, "AH POOP AWN YOOOO." I need water. FORGET ALL YOU WHO LIE, WATER TASTES LIKE DELICIOUS. DRINK YOUR WATER AND STOP HAVIN' SO MANY BABIES.
Ian came back in just to fart again. My sinuses are bleeding. BUT AT LEAST MY CLASSES ARE DONE. WHOO HOO 3.67 GPA BYATCH.

FOOTER NEEDS TOES.

TO DO:
-Art trade with Mister Tama
-Random picture for Becky

Open fer art trades :] Seriously, though.

Seems like everywhere I turn, "I'M GOIN', TOO!"
Makea' me happy. So, I'm goin' with this byatch hurr -> with some odda' folk for all three days. WHEN (if you is) YOU GON' BE DERE!? 8D

FOOTER NEEDS TOES.

TO DO:
-Art trade with Mister Tama
-Random picture for Becky

Open fer art trades :] Seriously, though.

YUP, IT'S ME. Surprised? I know you are. Aroused? I should hope not. You'd be working yourself in a tizzy over a rather droll yet frightening character. So, I'm gonna' blather about why I'm not as active on DeviantART so that I can ignore the guilt I feel for ignoring YOO GAIS: COLLEGECOLLEGElazyINGROWNTOENAILSnotreallyINTERNETPROBLEMSSCANNINGISSUESWORKINGBETWEENTWOCOMPUTERS.
HURRAH. I feel less responsible already! :] Issa' good thing, frens.

Uhhhhm. I'm doing a lot of figure drawing lately. Since, you know, that's my class. Uhrm. Iron Man's gonna' be awesome. I bought MY tickets for opening night, did YOU? Well GO. Also, Sims 2 is great 'cause you can make everyone have a gay relationship. Foo foo foo foo foo. Opens up another gender of love interests. That said, it also steals your soul.

My psychology teacher is, in fact, psychotic. BBC should be awarded a jillion dollars for making Blue Planet and Planet Earth (watch, ye cretins). We need you, Captain Planet. In all your spandex-clad glory. MOAR CAPTAIN PLANET. Sesame Street's an awesome show. I need to sleep more. It's fun to scare small children and to confuse them. The Velveteen Rabbit is bootiful. Anglerfish females are eight times bigger than males and are the scary-looking ones. EIGHT METER SHARKS SIX MILES DOWN. Why you down thar, Mistar Shark? How you get so beeg? Why you eat dead whale? Is like a refrigerator in da deeps. Trenches. I hate you, Today Show. Are 100-calorie packs making YOU fat? Yes, but only if you're a dipshit and eat 'em all. Six 100-calorie packs is 600 calories, not a hunnit'. FANIME, END OF MAY, SAN JOSE, I'M ALL "YAY". Link is SEXY. If only Shiekh were a dude. Leet peen plz. My momma's toes. "There's only one Earth Day!" What, haven't we just had five? D: Five. Five dollar. Five dollar foot looooooong. The Lunesta butterfly is buzzing subliminal messages. Mike Rowe + Bear Grylls = hottest gay video ever.

FOOTER NEEDS TOES.

TO DO:
-Contest Entry!!
-Art trade with Mister Tama
-Random picture for Becky

Open fer art trades :]

'CAUSE I GOTS MY LICENSE PLZ. I was SO freaking out during the whole test. <3 I'm just SOOOOOO relieved I don't have to take it ever again! XD At least not until my vision gets nasty and decrepit. WOO. Plus, now I can drive to school, and it'll take me only a half an hour, as opposed to one hour if my mom drove me to the BART station (BART meaning Bay Area Rapid Transport, a subway system), and TWO FUCKING HOURS if I hopped the bus to get to the BART station. WOAHS.

:] PLUS WHEN I'M SLEEPY AT SCHOOL I CAN GO NAP IN MY CAR. YAY.

And speaking of school, my first day back in college classes has proven fruitful-- I like my instructors so far, and finish up before 2:00, so life is GOOD. <3

AHHH, I'm just so frazzled that I'm licensed now; it's been a real fear of mine for some time now. <3333333

TO DO:
-Art trade with Yomi-Skank
-Art trade with Mister Tama
-Random picture for Becky

Open fer art trades :]

Hrmm... I just left my first bitchy comment... Like, ever... On YouTube. To little kids. FOR THE WIN!

God... There are these little kids under the username Slicklock... I found them under "prostatots" on Encyclopedia Dramatica... And anyway, I just... CAN'T STAND THEM. I don't know WHY. Supposedly hatred comes from fear, but I can't say I'm at all afraid of them. I just DON'T. LIKE. THEM. They're trying to be SO cool, saying shit like "BLING BLING" (I live in the BAY AREA, and nobody here actually says that! D:< and laughing at how they made fun of the pizza man and threw crap at him/her. And this one kept BURPiNG. Oh, how hilarious! Why do people... UNGH. Poor pizza man. Anyway, yeah. They made me angry. I just said, like, "Lulz, you guys think you're funny. By the way, stop burping. And don't mock the pizza man! You'll probably end up marrying him." I don't think I can get banned for that, but IUNNO', it'd make sense that the first time I was mean at any degree on the Internets, it'd be insta-boot. I also linked them to the ED page, 'cause I just wanted to make sure they knew they were being called prostatots. /: Partly out of hatred, but also so that they knew for their own goods. Yeesh. STOP GROWING UP SO DAMNED FAST, CHILDRENS. A 'course, whoring yourselves out or being Internet jailbait isn't maturing. So. Yesh. Kinda' sad, though, 'cause people say they like them, but really are just using them for page views.

Okay. That's all I'm gonna' waste my time on with them.

Uhmmm... IN OTHER NEWS I LIKE MY CAT. Tiger's a massive fat ass, as evident here:

He's been gurgling in his sleep a lot lately. It's like a meow and an angry sound together. I tell you what, angry cat noises are honestly what Satan's gas would sound like. EL OH EL OH EL OH EL. D: Somehow, if you look up "My fat ass" in the DeviantART search thingy, it's amidst the inflation pictures on the first page of "Popular" sorting. MAH BABY'S A CELEBRITY. XD Hahahaha. Lawls. Someone trying to get off is like, "GOD DAMNIT, STUPID CAT CLOGGING THE PAGE!!.... Oh well. <3" OH GOD, someone getting off to Tiger. /: I grossed myself out.

...Dear God, I think he's becoming sentient. HE NOES WUT I DID. ELVIS SEES TOO. Elvis is my other cat.

I'm sure you're all bored with hearing about my cats. It's alright. I am, too. What else.... Hrm... OKAY I GO NOW. But just so you guys know, my car is sexy. [link] I've actually had a few people be all, "Man, that car yours?" And I'm like, "...Yes? D:" "Dude. I totally want one. Best drifting car ever." WELL GOOD. NOW I CAN DRIFT. Once I get my license. 8D PLZ DMV K THX.

Also, to my brother: STOP DOWNLOADING R KELLY SONGS TO MY iTUNES! Thanks.